Action Figure Theatre (Without the Action Figures)

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Last week, OB-Wan gave me a chocolate version of the Defiant from Star Trek: DS9. I was immediately inspired to create Action Figure Theatre. I don't actually own any action figures, however, but I was determined not to let that stop me. Therefore, I present:

Star Trek Deep Space Nine: Just Desserts

[exterior shot of space]



A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Ensign Nog: Uh, sir? That's the wrong intro.



Right...ahem. SPACE! THE FINAL FRONTIER!

Lt. Dax: Benjamin? Didn't Captain Picard have words with you about stealing his schtick?



Oh, fine. CAPTAIN'S LOG, Stardate 12345.67. My tiny ship and my huge crew and I are on a scouting mission, looking for safe harbours for supply ships refueling the front lines. The war with the Dominion has hit us all hard. Just last Tuesday, I found Chief O'Brien in Engineering crying over the fried out circuits of something he calls...

Col. Kira: Sir! I'm reading a planet on our scans!

Miles: Thank goodness.



Lt. Dax: I've seen a lot of planets in my 15 lives, and none of them have looked like that!

Ensign Nog: There's a gravity well on either end, sir. The distortions have caused the planet to elongate and...

Sisko: Whatever, ensign. Can we use this planet or what?

Col. Kira: Sir! I'm picking up a sudden tectonic shift! The entire planet is breaking in half.



Cmdr. Worf: CHANGELINGS!

Sisko: Red alert! Fire torpedoes.



Miles: Sir! We appear to have scored several direct hits, but they've returned fire!



Sisko: All hands BRACE FOR IMPACT!



Ensign Nog: Sir! SIR! We're venting plasma!
Miles: We're venting EVERYTHING.
Sisko: Doctor! Get up here. We need your help.
Dr. Bashir: I'm a doctor, not a pastry chef!
Lt. Dax: Benjamin, we have to abandon ship!
Sisko: All hands abandon ship! All hands abandon ship!
Miles: So much for the Federation Chocolate Line.
Col. Kira: We didn't make the escape pods out of chocolate too, did we?

...what will they try selling us next Easter?

Comments

[pellucid.livejournal.com]

HEE!!!!!

And omg, I want a chocolate Defiant! I didn't realize they sold such things! *geeks*

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

I had to do something to break up the tension of my Flashpoint Marathon. DUDE.

[eldanna.livejournal.com]

OMG, how bored are you? HEE!

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

SO BORED.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles a LOT*

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[qwi-xux.livejournal.com]

"I've seen a lot of planets in my 15 lives, and none of them have looked like that!"

*dies laughing*

Ohhhhh, my goodness, this was absolutely priceless. Thanks for the giggles.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

We aim to please! :)

[meg-tdj.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! That's awesome. :D

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

When I was in Barrie, my brother was all "What are you going to do with it?" and I was all "make orange jell-o and take pictures?" and he was all "Yeah, that's sort of why we bought it." It's nice to know I'm predictable!

[colej55.livejournal.com]

You're such a hoot! Bravo!

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

I was in the kitchen thinking "Damn, I ate the Starbursts! Now what am I going to use for torpedoes?"

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

YOU. ARE. JOKING.

Oh man, that is too brilliant. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

Way back in high school, my friend and her sister wrote a story called The Gimme Gummi Wormhole that was about the wormhole aliens and how Nog bought them off with gummi worms. There were other plot lines, but I don't remember them specifically. Anyway, this is a lot of that.

[sache8.livejournal.com]

Speaking of DS9, I don't think I mentioned to you that I started a download of the whole series earlier this week. It is slow going... only just now hit 12%, but in two to three weeks I'll have something big and classic and new (to me!) to take a bite out of. (Pun totally intended) ;-)

Finished LotS this morning. Which is a good thing; I really need to hit the books hard again this evening after my afternoon of galavanting about with my brother. :-)

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

DS9 is so great. Let me know when you start the watch. I've got up to season three...

[sache8.livejournal.com]

Fo' shizzle. :-)

Also, tomorrow we start Farscape, but that's just one episode at a time. Speaking of which, is the premier a double or single ep and if double, is the comm splitting it up? I don't remember reading anything to that effect on the information page.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

I totally forgot about Farscape! It's a single episode.

[(Anonymous)]

Dr. Bashir: I'm a doctor, not a pastry chef!

LMAO!

[dieastra.livejournal.com]

Priceless! And it proves again that there is no end to a fan's creativity - who needs action figures anyway? ;)

I liked that planet! LOL

[oparu.livejournal.com]

wow.....

this could only be cooler if you had made the defiant yourself.

[faith-king.livejournal.com]

HEE!! I do not remember this AT ALL, though obviously I read it.

Now it's super funny because I know everyone. ;-)

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

HEE!