It's a bit early...

[grav_ity]

But I think I'm ready to declare a Winner at Yuletide.

(Explanation: A "Winner" at Yuletide is for a fandom you didn't know existed, but now cannot live without. Previous winners have included that story about Calvin and Hobbes as grown ups, amongst others.)

Texts From Cephalopods: It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.

Oh yeah, you read that right.

(It goes without saying not to eat or drink/read this in public, right?)

(It's totally SFW, it's just FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT, so if your co-workers still think you're sane, you might want to wait for a break or something.)

Comments

[rj-anderson.livejournal.com]

OH MY WORD, DYING. THIS IS GENIUS.

Thanks so much for the rec.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

I couldn't breathe for parts of it.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Funny thing is that when I first read that summary, my first thought was that you wrote that fic. :D

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA, thank you.

[lferion]

You know, I can totally see that octopus living in one of the Sanctuaries....

Awesome, hysterical fic. Have you seen The Tough Guide to Yuletide yet? Also awesome and hysterical. And meta.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

Indeed! And I have now! ;)

[m-nivalis.livejournal.com]

I must admit, sometimes I wonder how those writers' brains work - I would never in a thousand years have come up with the texting format for an octopus story. That said, I will also give a vote for the other octopus story, Experiments in intelligence.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

HEEE! I love it.

And thanks for the rec!

[emmy-roo.livejournal.com]

Oh my god that was amazing.

Now if you'll excuse me, dinner is going to be an hour later than planned . . . TOTALLY WORTH IT.