Drive By Fic Rec

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penknife has written the missing scene after "Sanctuary for All" where...well, as the writer says:

...who wanted the missing scene post-"Sanctuary For All" in which Nikola pitches his plans for world domination to John, ending in hard feelings and electric shocks.

Summary: In which Nikola Tesla saves John's life, and then tries to kill him. (The Five have a special definition of "friendship.")

Best ever, or BEST EVER is really the only question I have at the end of this. There are about a million details that I can't even remember, because my mind exploded from AWESOME about halfway through the second paragraph. The dialogue is just STUNNING (there's a line about strangulation that I won't specify because you should read it yourself, for example, that made me laugh FAR HARDER than it should have), and the characters are both pitch perfect. Oh, and there's a cat. And a line involving the phrase "vampire minion".

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Oh right. Link: Proposition