I...what...I...
MEANEST. CLIFFHANGER. OF. ALL. TIME.
*finds paper bag*
*breathes into it*
WHAT. THE. FRAK!
ETA: I've now recovered enough to be annoyed by the shoddy craftsmanship of the rules to this whole alternate/parallel thing. But I said all that last week (um, and the weeks before that), so let's just ALL DIE ABOUT THAT ENDING.
(And also that beginning. BECAUSE, DAMN.)