I Suddenly Remembered My Charlemagne

AN: This is for Marigold’s Challenge and inspired vaguely by Billy Boyd’s unfortunate mistake at the end of the RotK commentary which, unfortunately, kind of spoiled the whole thing for me until Christopher Lee took over again. Maybe now that I know what’s going to happen it won’t be so bad….

I am to include: A Fantastic Creature, any child, a missing weapon and an earthquake.

This is a mix of book verse and movie verse because I like the idea what Pippin is much younger than everyone else but I also like Peter Jackson’s portrayal of The Party. Some sections are lifted directly from “A Long Expected Party”.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Not mine at all.

Rating: Kid Friendly

Summary: Could I perhaps interest you in a tale of your father’s daring? Your mother has made me promise not to tell you anything too adventurous, but I think that so long as the tale doesn’t leave the Shire, we shall escape her wrath…

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( Dragon Fire and Slingshots )

GravityNotIncluded, December 2, 2006