The Desolation of...I'll Come Up With A Witticism Later*

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So here's my request. I'm trying to remain KIND OF spoiler free? In that I don't want to know when the movie ends, or how Barrels Out Of Bond goes down, or what Dol Guldur parts get added. And I really, really don't want any Tauriel bashing.

But you know what that leaves?

LOTS OF PICTURES OF LEGOLAS AND THRANDUIL, THAT'S WHAT.

Also, from the ten seconds of Tauriel footage I've seen, I ADORE HER and I will never be cutting my hair again, because I need to dress up as her because OMG SHE HAS RED HAIR AND MY LIFE IS PERFECT.

No seriously. CAN I JUST BE HER?

Okay, that didn't really have spoilers, but it did have a lot of FLAILING, so I'm sticking with the cut.





*emmaorgana and I have been calling the first one "An Unexpected Journey Into Dwarf Feelings", so clearly we have to come up with something good for the second one. I think "There And Back Again" will just be "Electric Boogaloo", though.

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A redhead elf?!? I think I have my next costume!!! (Even though I've seen no pictures and have no idea what she wears.)

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I AM SO EXCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITED

(And it looks kind of workable? I mean for me? Who doesn't really do this sort of thing?)

[smor.livejournal.com]

I just looked! Totally workable!

(Note to self: Do not repeat the shieldmaiden costume mistake. Wait until the movie comes out so you're not distracted at first viewing by everything you got wrong from only seeing promo shots!!)

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Yes, that's why I have 21 months to grow my hair. Desolation of MY FEELINGS will be femme!Fili, and the There And Back Again: Electric Boogaloo will be Tauriel. :)